The Intern

08.50: It’s the final countdooooown tududuuduuuuuu tururututuuuu!
09.42: Lot’s of things happened in these 75 days!

• I drank 5 cups of thee daily, give or take. In one cup thee, I put 2 sugars and a dash of milk. That’s 75 “liter” thee, a couple bottles of milk and 750 sugars during this internship. I also drank 0.5 to 1 liter water in the afternoon, thats about 50 liter water!
• At company F., I think that 4 people know my name.
• Akismet has caught 1,387 spam for you since you first installed it. There are currently 117 posts and 127 comments, contained within 7 categories.
• I recieved 700€ for working here 2 weeks! Al the other interns were offered a contract to work here FOR EVER. I didn’t because I’m going away for a year!
• I’ve called the helpdesk a couple of times because of the following reasons:
  • I locked my account
  • My network card didn’t work anymore
  • I broke the USB port
  • My network card didn’t work … again.
• Gasoline cost: 114€
• The people at company F. aren’t that bad, they’re just … weird.

15.25: So that was about it! We had joy, we had fun, we played frisbee in the sun! It’s almost over!

A day when we remember the lord Superman!

09.08: Someone asked me this morning how things were going with the internship and stuff. Such nice people here! Hump de bump do body bump de bump do bop
09.53: The webconsole they gave us, the one we have been working with for the past 73 days, was the out of date version…
13.07: Strawberries make me happy!
16.12: Almost over!

08.35: No music for me today :(
12.45: Who the hell tells a “funny” story about smashing the skull of a dog and killing it? Who?
15.14: Aargh, hurry up time!
15.41Climbing the everest looks hard! Click!

Aan de andere kant van de Everest …
2 maanden slapen op de grond,
2 maanden naar het toilet gaan in een blauwe chemische container, waar je als een ervaren ballerina moet op balanceren,
2 maanden ’s nachts een pisfles vullen, die je moet gebruiken, omdat hij er anders buiten afligt,
voor mij de eerste 5 dagen van de expeditie, niks eten, niks drinken, niks slapen, en alles opnieuw weer overgeven,
hijgen na elke 10 stappen,
een zuurstofsaturatie van 65%, als die normalerwijze boven de 90% moet zijn,
2 maanden hetzelfde ontbijt, havermoutpap, in het Engels “porridge”, een pannenkoek en een ei,
s’ nachts last van apneus, ‘t is te zeggen volledig onregelmatig ademhalen,
soms heel snel, soms veel te traag, soms enkele seconden helemaal geen ademhaling, heel beangstigend,
1 maal om de drie weken douchen, met een waterzak die op kniehoogte hangt.

09.01: OMG last Monday! Only 4 days of working!
13.06: Chewbacca! Jebus … Superman, SOMEONE SAVE ME ….
15.07: It’s hard!

09.02: Friday!
10.35: I wanted to write something about climbing but then my hands started sweating so …. no.
10.35: I walked in to a guy in the bathroom who was cleaning his tie… I hope it was coffee.
11.52: This is a test!

   1:  using sub.system;

   2:  using System.Collections.Generic;

   3:  

   4:  namespace CoolestApplicationInTheWorld

   5:  {

   6:      class Program

   7:      {

   8:          static void Main(string[] args)

   9:          {

  10:              List<Person> randomPersons= new List<Person>();

  11:              Person d = new Person(Color.Red);

  12:              Person j = new Person(Style.Ugly);

  13:              d.Dance();

  14:              j.PunchInTheFace(randomPersons);

  15:          }

  16:      }

  17:  }

11.58: It works!
13.44: Counting down!
15.27: D. is counting down down down down down down, Br. is counting down down down down down down, J is counting down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down

09.12: Hihi…69!
11.39: Soooo hungry.
13.28: Windows update rebooted my computer when I was eating (it was locked). I hate windows update…
15.51: I just found out that my school says that everything we produce here is property of the school. This COULD be hilarious, but I doubt anyone would even take the time to read our contract.
16.21: Nothing like ending the day with a working build! And with the song “She’s lump”.

08.54: 10 more days!
14.47: WOW MY GOD, I almost forgot nuldrie.be! I can only imagine the pain you all must feel when it takes a while when I update my post with new and amazing adventures. I can already see you bashing the F5 button in the hope something was added like a naked picture of B. or maybe another funny (:-|) post from J. Well no worries my little children, D.’s back! So, firstly, I would like to say that the new song from my chemical romance really, really ….. really sucks. And have you seen the videoclip? The guy’s ugly face expressions gave me the sudden urge to put salt in my eyes. Not to mention he can’t sing. Anyway, back to tariffs!

09.09: Heroes, Bleach, Naruto, Smallville, … I love you internet!
10.09: Who can spot the error (J. you shaddap).

public void AddLink(string name, string target)
{
AddLink(name, target, null);
}

public void AddLink(string name, string url, string helpitem)
{
stringbuilder.Append("<p><a href=\"javascript:getPage('" + url + "');\">" + HttpUtility.HtmlEncode(name) + "</a></p>\n");
}

The second method is never called, only “AddLink(string name, string target)” is called! I had to edit the tags in the second method because of wordpress.
14.54: I discoverd pictures from the company parties!

08.43: Come on D., hold on!
11.47: I hate AJAX … or Javascript. But I love tomatoes!
15.04: Hmmm, lot’s of idiots on the ajax forums so it seems.