my statistics are more sad, and accurate
* I ate sandwiches for 137,45 euros
* I drank coke for 90 euros
* I used gas for more than 500 euros (painful memory for my bank account)
* I locked myself out of the company building 1 time
* I broke one cell phone for 150 euros
* I finished a total of 0 projects
* I got a present worth of 200 euros
* I got paid 0 euros
* 20 people here know my name
* 20 other people have never seen me
* at least 1 person hates my guts
* I drank a total of 15 litres of chocolate milk
* I wrote over 10.000 lines of code including C#, VBA and T-SQL
* I surfed the web for over 225 hours
* since I always leave an hour early I worked 75 hours too few
* …
my statistics are more sad, and accurate
* I ate sandwiches for 137,45 euros
* I drank coke for 90 euros
* I used gas for more than 500 euros (painful memory for my bank account)
* I locked myself out of the company building 1 time
* I broke one cell phone for 150 euros
* I finished a total of 0 projects
* I got a present worth of 200 euros
* I got paid 0 euros
* 20 people here know my name
* 20 other people have never seen me
* at least 1 person hates my guts
* I drank a total of 15 litres of chocolate milk
* I wrote over 10.000 lines of code including C#, VBA and T-SQL
* I surfed the web for over 225 hours
* since I always leave an hour early I worked 75 hours too few
* …
Education is free my ass